The promised land

am wandering through a city about which I know shockingly little. I turn at familiar street names, most of which I learned from a cursory glance at a map the night before. I do my best to navigate with the sun, though it is lazily rushing toward high noon and east seems as viable an option as west. I find a large park with shaded benches, the perfect place to write and mentally digest the most deserved meal I have ever eaten. Cicadas sing a late summer’s song in the giant oaks and evergreens, all carefully draped in Spanish moss. It is a quarter of ten in the morning.

A well-weathered man with a wondrously tame grizzly gray beard savors a cigarillo at a table nearby, bicycle leaning safely near him. He has found an electrical outlet and Led Zeppelin’s When The Levee Breaks seems specifically scored for him and this moment. I find little irony in the song, despite presently owing my dryness to an unfathomable system of levees that is only famous when it fails. His drags appear in time with the haunting harmonica and Bron-Y-Raur drum echos. As if God Himself were orchestrating the scene, a muted tapping commences above my head. A small woodpecker works in languid fervor, fruitlessly percussing to the cicadas’ distant whir.

The air is so heavy it seems to muffle all sound and silently slow human progress. Long nods and drawn out greetings are the norm for strangers on sidewalks and stoops. Hurries go undetected here; my brain buzzes with chicory-infused caffeine, but my spent body tempers its enthusiasm. I take a long drink of my surroundings. The soundtrack, air, and scene approach the surreal.

Finally I am able to engage with another park lounger who is in no way concerned with appearing busy. He sits, watches, and when he has had his fill of the heat, removes his shirt. Paul is a black gentleman who navigates the city on a too-small bicycle and claims he is “old enough to be my daddy.”

“Aren’t we all?” I reply, which is met with a “heard dat.”

Of all the people I have met on this trip, he is the one who asks the best and most challenging questions about it. His questions cut deep, but his sincerity and earnestness are most refreshing. When a shaggy, delusional man whom he apparently “knew” arrived, he was patient as our conversation was interrupted endlessly by tales of Marines, bank robberies, and cases of mistaken identity in Manchester, Tennessee. Between semi-intelligible rants about his driver’s license and stolen gun, Detroit seems to be his favorite word, though his accent hails from no fewer than seven hundred miles south of there. Paul politely interrupts from time to time to ask me abut how Moneygrams work. After every question comes a quip about women, some focused texting, and an immediate resumption of the sedately maniacal story-telling. Eventually Paul gets all the answers he needs, puts his shirt back on, and walks his bike out of the park in search of Walgreen’s or Wal Mart. I spend several more minutes debating the nuanced pros and cons of being related to a law enforcement officer before walking away, anonymously boarding an open-air streetcar like some Tennessee Williams invention…


  1. Hey John! Your posts are the highlight of my day. I keep asking myself if I have ever read prose of this quality from someone of your age, and I honestly cannot say that I have. That is something, coming from an English teacher of many years. I think you are doing exactly the right thing with your time right now. Your post brought me back to Lafayette Park on St Charles, we were there in April, which, along with October, is the very best month to experience New Orleans. However, September is pretty nice as well!. Andrew and I had the pleasure of living in Algiers point for two years before we had children, so I have many to-do’s for you:
    *(since you caught the streetcar you may have already done this one) take the streetcar to Tulane university, get off and wander around, then cross the street, heading south through the park towards the zoo. The zoo itself is fun, but the greater point is taking in the architectural beauty of the houses fronting the park. My favorite ones are on the eastern side of the park. Your bike would also work great for this as there are nice, shady paths.
    * there are nice tours of French Quarter and Garden district downloadable on your I phone for around 5 bucks. I figured this out after shelling out 20+ dollars per head for my family of 5 to take a walking tour of the FQ…. (live and learn)
    *definitely DON’T MISS the Algiers ferry. It departs from the FQ about every 30 minutes and passengers and bikes are free. You can bike around the “lost in time” neighborhood of Algiers point. Our address was 3 houses from the ferry landing, 235 Morgan, 70114.
    *for cheap eats, get inside the Riverwalk mall, located on the edge of the FQ. Find your way to the food court, go to Mike Andersons for any kind of fish/ etoufee or anything with crawfish (not sure if you eat that?) and eat outside on the deck(where you can see the bridge)and watch the cruise ships, they are often docking and departing in the evenings.
    Looking forward to feeding you very well during your time in Austin! God bless. Cousin Laura

  2. John….we love your beautiful “thoughts”….New Orleans is our favorite place to visit, having been there on our honeymoon some 51 years previous. Stay safe on your journey. Norm,Ter

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